I know what you're thinking.

"WOAH. A wall of text."

"Do I have to read all this?"

You bet your fucking ass you do.

Why?

Because you want access.

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Before that, you need some truth laid on you.

You’ve gotta be prepared for that shit.

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Ready for this?

Point Fucking One.

You’re going to see some stuff on this site.

The female members on this site are not afraid to bare it all.

The kicker?

You must be 18 to go any further.

If you’re under 18, fuck off and play outside.

Point Fucking Two.

The ladies on this site don’t want to marry your ass.

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But they are just not interested.

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Point Fucking Three.

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I get it.

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You want to tell all your mates.

DON’T.

Privacy is important to our members.

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Store it in the wank bank, and remember it in private moments.

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That’s it.

Three basic things.

Can you manage that?

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Ready?

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